Pearly Gates
Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2007 8:00 am
A man appeared at the Pearly Gates.
"Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asked. "Once, on a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota , I came upon a Gang of bikers, who were threatening a young woman.
So, I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed Biker and smacked him in his face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his Nose ring, and threw it on the ground. I yelled, "Now, back off!! Or I'll kick the shit out of all of you!"
St. Peter was impressed, "When did this happen?" "Just a couple minutes ago...
"Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asked. "Once, on a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota , I came upon a Gang of bikers, who were threatening a young woman.
So, I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed Biker and smacked him in his face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his Nose ring, and threw it on the ground. I yelled, "Now, back off!! Or I'll kick the shit out of all of you!"
St. Peter was impressed, "When did this happen?" "Just a couple minutes ago...