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Not one of them could hold up against a Pie & Peas pro.
I was once credited with the longest fart in the company by the CSM (who, contrary to most opinions, was NOT the biggest s*#t on parade!). It started as I got out of bed and lasted all the way down the passage to the ablutions - and I didn't spill a drop!
(That was at Wathgill Joe, after a mess dinner which lasted from 8pm to 4am!)