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Fly Hunting

Posted: Sat Apr 07, 2007 7:45 am
by DaveGreen1954
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.

"What are you doing?" She asked.

"Hunting Flies" He responded.

"Oh. Killing any?" She asked.

"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.

Intrigued, she asked."How can you tell them apart?"

He responded,"3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone."

Damn you davegreen.....................

Posted: Sat Apr 07, 2007 12:36 pm
by biganimal
You made me blow hot coffee thru my nose!!!!!

that is the funniest thing I have read all week!!!!!

DAVE

Posted: Sat Apr 07, 2007 1:17 pm
by DuncaninFrance
Maybe you should read more in the interests of self defense!