Deaf Mute In A Drugstore

[Karl/Pa.]

A deaf-mute strolls into a drug store to buy a pack of condoms. Unfortunately, he can’t find them. He tries explaining it with his hands, but the pharmacist fails to understand.

Frustrated, he unzips his pants, pulls out his penis, and (thud!) drops it on the counter. Then he lays a $5-bill down next to it.

“Ah,” says the pharmacist. Smiling, he unzips his pants and flops HIS penis on the counter. Then he pockets the deaf man’s cash.

The man begins to curse wildly, again in sign language. “Sorry,” says the pharmacist. “If you can’t afford to lose, you shouldn’t gamble in the first place.”