Milsurp After Hours

Posted: **Fri May 04, 2007 6:37 am**

Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb, and Quasimodo were all talking one day.

Sleeping Beauty said, "I believe myself to be the

most beautiful girl in the world."

Tom Thumb said, "I must be the smallest person in the world."

Quasimodo said, "I absolutely have to be the

ugliest person in the world."

So they all decided to go to the Guinness Book

of World Records to have their claims verified.

Sleeping Beauty went in first and came out looking deliriously happy. "It's official, I AM the most beautiful girl in the world."

Tom Thumb went next and emerged triumphant,

"I am now officially the smallest person in the world."

Sometime later, Quasimodo comes out looking utterly confused and says, "Who the hell is Rosie O'Donnell?

Posted: **Fri May 04, 2007 6:55 pm**

Who the hell is Rosie O'Donnell?

Posted: **Fri May 04, 2007 7:02 pm**

An obnoxious dyke that gets waaay too much airtime and attention over here.

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Posted: **Fri May 04, 2007 10:23 pm**

OK, Quasimodo is second

Posted: **Fri May 04, 2007 10:57 pm**

Remember the bumper sticker that reads "Saying guns kill people is like saying that spoons make Rosie Odonnell fat."

Posted: **Sat May 05, 2007 2:16 am**

It can't be a face - must be a neck blowing bubbles

Posted: **Sat May 05, 2007 6:01 am**

Sheesh! I do prefer to look at the talkshow hosts on italian TV! Even if the programs are sh*t, at least they offer the viewer some eye candy! But that one... My stomach! I just had lunch....

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