Family
Posted: Sat May 19, 2007 9:08 pm
The Irish fisherman was away with the fleet when his wife delivervd of twins
and due to unforseen circumstances, lateness of the Russian mother ships that bought the catch at sea and paid in $us, he was a bit late gettin' home.
He rang his wife and she told him that he had twins, a boy and a girl.
That's great he said and wondered what to call them.
"We didn't know when you'd get back" says the wife "so we went ahead with the baptising"
"What did ye call 'em?"
"Well me brother picked the names"
"Yer brother ! ! He couldn't pick his nose"
Pause
"Well what did he pick?"
"He called the girl Denise"
"Ah well dat's OK, what'd he call the boy?"
"D'nephew".
and due to unforseen circumstances, lateness of the Russian mother ships that bought the catch at sea and paid in $us, he was a bit late gettin' home.
He rang his wife and she told him that he had twins, a boy and a girl.
That's great he said and wondered what to call them.
"We didn't know when you'd get back" says the wife "so we went ahead with the baptising"
"What did ye call 'em?"
"Well me brother picked the names"
"Yer brother ! ! He couldn't pick his nose"
Pause
"Well what did he pick?"
"He called the girl Denise"
"Ah well dat's OK, what'd he call the boy?"
"D'nephew".