The Inventor's Fair

[Karl/Pa.]

An inventor was displaying his latest invention at an inventors fair. On his table was an assortment of various fruit.

A business CEO stopped, looked over the fruit, and got a puzzled look on his face. "What is so special about your fruit that it qualifies for a patent" ?

"Well", replied the inventor, "I developed fruit that have two seperate tastes. Try this one, it tastes like watermelon and cantalope".

The CEO took a bite, and was surprised that it tasted just like watermelon. "That's very good and tastes just like watermelon. What about the cantalope favor"?

"Turn the fruit over and try the other side", replied the inventor.

The CEO did so and exclaimed, "This is just like cantalope, and it is very good. Tell me, can you grow fruit with other tastes"?

"Well, of course, I have grape flavor combined with Bubblegum flavor", handing the CEO another fruit, " and many other flavors".

The CEO took a bite and said, "Concord grape, very good, and the Bubblegun flavor"?

"Turn the fruit over and try the other side", replied the inventor.

"Yes, it tastes like Bubblegum as well", replied the CEO, "But can you grow non-food flavors........like pussy"?

"It's strange you should ask, but I have one such fruit on hand". Where upon he hands the CEO a special fruit.

The CEO takes a big bite, spits it out and says, "This tastes like s**t"!!

The inventor quietly says, "Turn it over".