The Old Man
A slightly frail and very elderly gentleman, (mid nineties) very well dressed, hair well groomed, great looking suit, flower in his lapel and smelling slightly of a very good after shave, enters an upmarket Cocktail lounge.
He spies an young attractive lady, sitting alone at the bar, and wanders over, and takes a seat alongside her at the bar, turns to her, gives a disarming smile, and says "So, tell me, do I come here often?"
The Old Man
The Old Man
The Truth IS Out There, The lies are in your head. (T. Pratchett - 'Hogfather'))