3 things

Post by **Niner Delta** » Mon Jun 04, 2007 3:05 pm

Consider These 3 Thoughts

(1) Zero Gravity

When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they

quickly discovered that ball-point pens would not work in zero gravity.

To combat this problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $1.2 million

developing a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside-down, on almost any

surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing

to over 300 C.

The Russians used a pencil.

Your taxes are due again--enjoy paying them.

(2) Our Constitution

They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq

Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really

smart guys, and it's worked for over 200 years. And besides, we don't seem to be using it anymore.

(3) Ten Commandments

The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments

in a courthouse is that you cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou

Shalt Not Commit Adultery" and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full

of lawyers, judges and politicians.

It creates a hostile work environment.

Vern.