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[Karl/Pa.]

Ole was walking home late at night and sees a woman in the shadows. "Twenty dollars, she whispers. He'd never been with a hooker before, but he decides, "What the hell, it's only twenty bucks." So they hide in the bushes.

They're going "at it" for a minute when all of a sudden a light flashes on them. It's a police officer. "What's going on here, people?" asks the officer.

"I'm making luff to my Vi f e ," Ole answers indignantly. "Oh, I'm sorry," says the cop, "I didn't know." "Vell," says Ole, " I din't neder, 'til you shine that damn light in her face."