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Ummmm...
Posted: Sun Jul 01, 2007 5:51 am
by DuncaninFrance
I seem to remember the comment.............
"When you are up to your arsehole in alligators it's difficult to remember that your mission was to drain the swamp"!
Posted: Sun Jul 01, 2007 5:06 pm
by Niner Delta
Duncan,
Same saying here, except we say "ass" instead "arsehole".
Was this in reference to anything in particular or just a general comment?
Vern.
Malfunction of ME!
Posted: Sun Jul 01, 2007 5:24 pm
by DuncaninFrance
I meant to add it to the Rules of Engagement post but I messed up!! Too much Port!!!
Posted: Mon Jul 02, 2007 7:32 pm
by Aughnanure
And not enough Starb'd.
Posted: Mon Jul 02, 2007 8:53 pm
by Karl/Pa.
A girl in every port......or is it port in every girl? Can never remember.
Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2007 2:32 am
by DuncaninFrance
New boyfriend on first date...
"What would you like to drink Sue?!
"Think I will have a Port and Lemon"
"Think again!"
Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2007 10:44 am
by Tom-May
To quote Flanders & Swan
"Have some Madeira m'dear"
Posted: Wed Jul 04, 2007 5:07 am
by Aughnanure
Best I ever overheard was "You wanna drink with th' blokes? Then yer 'ave a pint like everybody else!"
Posted: Wed Jul 04, 2007 9:53 am
by ian27
Always liked this one .
How can I soar like an eagle when I'm surrounded by f**king turkeys!!!!!!!
Posted: Tue Jul 10, 2007 7:24 pm
by Niner Delta
You may want to soar like an eagle, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
Vern.