Milsurp After Hours

True Story from Houston Medical Center

A man went to the hospital to have his wedding ring cut off from his penis.

According to the Nurse attending, the patient's girl friend found the ring

in his pants pocket and she got so mad at him, she used petroleum jelly

to slip the ring on his penis while he was asleep.

I don't know what's worse:

1) Having your girl friend find out you're married.

2) Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your penis.

3) Finding out your penis fits through your wedding ring

Maybe he's got big hands?

I would hope he had big hands are there's going to be a lot of giggling at the ER.

I have this mental picture of pain should he have been aroused after the device was applied!

he could have avoided the hospital visit if he was handy with tools.



GG

It was being handy with his tool that got him into trouble in the first place

Regards

Peter.

I'm not going to say anything