Milsurp After Hours

My nookie days are over, My pilot light is out.What used to be my sex appeal is now my water spout!time was when,on its own accord,from my trousers it would spring. But now i've a full time jobto find the fucking thing! It used to be embarrassing the way it would behave,for everysingle morning it would stand and watch me shave. Now as old age approaches it sure gives me the blues , To see it hang its little head and watch me tie my shoes instead,