Milsurp After Hours

Q: How do you know it's bed time at Michael Jacksons house?

A: When the big hand is on the little hand.

Q: How do you know when Michael Jackson's having a party?

A: When his a driveway's full of tricycles.

Q: How do you know when the party's gettin good?

A: When there's only one tricycle left.

K Mart is having a Michael Jackson Special, Boy's pants are half off...

Q: Whats the difference between MJ and a grocery sack...

A: One is white and not safe to leave around your children and the other carries your groceries

Michael Jackson? I remember when he was black.

I actually saw some footage of Michael Jackson the other day. He was with his brothers in "The Jackson Five"

He must have been about twelve and he didn't half fancy himself.

Never liked him, whatever coulour he was/is