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Doctor's Visit

Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2007 12:36 pm
by Tom-May
A Man went in to see his Doctor.

Obviously he'd been spending time on too many medical sites

"Doctor, I need your help, my skin has gone flakey and yet it doesn't itch, I don't think I can feel it, I think it's serious, I think it's leprosy.?

"I keep getting these headaches on Sunday mornings could it be a tumour?

"On top of that, my throat is a bit sore and has been all day, it must be a strep infection"

The Doctor looked at him sadly and shook his head

"I'll tell you what's wrong with you Mr Smith, you've got hypocondria"

The man stopped, looked shocked, suddenly his face fell

"Oh my God! Not that as well!"

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