You Can't Make This Stuff Up - Graphic
Posted: Tue Aug 28, 2007 4:00 pm
Swimmer Trapped By Beach Balls
A man got a nasty surprise when he tried to get out of his deck chair and found his testicles had become stuck between two slats of wood. Mario Visnjic has been swimming naked off Valata Beach in Croatia and his "attachments" had shrunk in the cool sea water. When he sat down they slipped between the slats and then, as he lay in the sun they returned to normal size. He was freed after he called beach maintenance service on his mobile phone and they sent a worker to cut the chair in half.
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Buzzing Undies Make Shopper Faint
A woman collapsed in a supermarket when her vibrating panties made her faint with pleasure. The kinky 33 year old woman was wearing a pair of battery operated Passion Pants, bought from a sex shop, while she did her shopping, according to the British tabloid, The Sun.
She got so stimulated by the vibrating 6 cm bullet in the panties that she lost consciousness. She fell and hit her head in the supermarket in Swansea, Wales. When paramedics arrived they found her black imitation knickers still buzzing. They removed them before putting her into an ambulance and thence to the hospital.
The woman, who suffered no long-lasting ill effects was not identified. As she left the hospital a paramedic gave her a plasticbag containing the undies, still buzzing.
A spokesman for the Asda supermarket chain told The Sun, "We like to think that shopping with us is exciting enough already."
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Teatime Love Bite
A woman almost bit off her husband's willy as he cooked pancakes for tea - while she gave him oral sex.
In the heat of the moment he lost his grip on the pan and spilt boiling oil down her naked back. She clenched her teeth on the willy and in agony he hit her on the head with the pan.
Both only admitted how the injuries were received after "intense questioning" by hospital docs in Carioca, Romania. The man required treatment to his willy while the wife had burns, two black eyes and a broken cheek bone.
A man got a nasty surprise when he tried to get out of his deck chair and found his testicles had become stuck between two slats of wood. Mario Visnjic has been swimming naked off Valata Beach in Croatia and his "attachments" had shrunk in the cool sea water. When he sat down they slipped between the slats and then, as he lay in the sun they returned to normal size. He was freed after he called beach maintenance service on his mobile phone and they sent a worker to cut the chair in half.
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Buzzing Undies Make Shopper Faint
A woman collapsed in a supermarket when her vibrating panties made her faint with pleasure. The kinky 33 year old woman was wearing a pair of battery operated Passion Pants, bought from a sex shop, while she did her shopping, according to the British tabloid, The Sun.
She got so stimulated by the vibrating 6 cm bullet in the panties that she lost consciousness. She fell and hit her head in the supermarket in Swansea, Wales. When paramedics arrived they found her black imitation knickers still buzzing. They removed them before putting her into an ambulance and thence to the hospital.
The woman, who suffered no long-lasting ill effects was not identified. As she left the hospital a paramedic gave her a plasticbag containing the undies, still buzzing.
A spokesman for the Asda supermarket chain told The Sun, "We like to think that shopping with us is exciting enough already."
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Teatime Love Bite
A woman almost bit off her husband's willy as he cooked pancakes for tea - while she gave him oral sex.
In the heat of the moment he lost his grip on the pan and spilt boiling oil down her naked back. She clenched her teeth on the willy and in agony he hit her on the head with the pan.
Both only admitted how the injuries were received after "intense questioning" by hospital docs in Carioca, Romania. The man required treatment to his willy while the wife had burns, two black eyes and a broken cheek bone.