Water and Wine, comparative analysis of benefits.
Posted: Mon Sep 17, 2007 12:33 am
Pinchedthis from the Australian 'Debate & Relate' Forum.
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Posted: Mon Sep 17, 2007 2:42 pm Post subject: DRINKING WATER
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for all the obsessed 1L a day water drinkers!!!
In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 litre of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli (E. coli) bacteria found in faeces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of Poop.
However, we do not run that risk when drinking wine, Champagne (or rum, whiskey, beer or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
Remember:
Water = Poop
Wine = Health
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of sh*t.
There's no need to thank me for this valuable information; I'm doing it as a public service.
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My contribution, in the tradition of this forum was:
Over to you, DuncanAs W.C. Fields is alleged to have said:
"I never drink water, fish fornicate in it.".