The Good, The Bad and The Really Ugly

[Karl/Pa.]

1. Good: Your wife is pregnant. Bad: it's triplets.

Ugly: You had a vasectomy five years ago.

2. Good: Your wife's not talking to you.

Bad: She wants a divorce.

Ugly: She's a lawyer.

3. Good: Your youngest son is finally maturing.

Bad: He's involved with the woman next door.

Ugly: So are you.

4 Good: Your wife and you agree, no more kids.

Bad: Your wife can't find her birth control pills.

Ugly: Your 13 year old daughter borrowed them.

5. Good: Your oldest son understands fashion.

Bad: He's a cross-dresser.

Ugly: He looks better than your wife.

6. Good: You give the "birds and bees" talk

to your 10 year old daughter.

Bad: She keeps interrupting.

Ugly: With corrections.

7. Good: Your son is dating someone new.

Bad: It's another man.

Ugly: He's your best friend.

8. Good: Your 15 year old daughter got a new job

Bad: As a hooker.

Ugly: Your co-workers are her best clients.

Very Ugly: She makes more money than you do.