Milsurp After Hours

When you have a "I Hate My Job" day, try this:

On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the

thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by

Johnson & Johnson. Be very sure you get this brand.

When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect

the phone so you will not be disturbed. Change into very comfortable

clothing and sit in your favorite chair. Open the package and remove

the thermometer. Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that

it will not become chipped or broken.

Now the fun part begins. Take out the literature from the box and read

it carefully. You will notice that in small print there is a statement:

"Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally

tested and then sanitized."

Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times, "I am so glad I

do not work in the thermometer quality control at Johnson & Johnson."

HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE

ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE A$$ THAN YOURS!