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Bank crisis in Japan!

Posted: Wed Nov 14, 2007 4:20 pm
by joseyclosey
Following the problems in the US 'sub-prime' lending market that have hit UK banks such as Northern Rock and Barclays- it appears that several Banks in Japan are now reporting difficulties.

In Tokyo last week the Origami Bank was reported to have Folded, while the Sumo bank also went 'belly up'.

The Bonsai Bank is reported to be cutting it's Branches while shares in the Karaoke Bank have been sold for a song.

News of funding difficulties led to values of shares in the Kamikaze Bank nose-diving, while 500 members of staff in the Karate Bank have been given the chop.

Unconfirmed reports suggest some fishy goings on in the boardroom of the Sushi Bank, it's anticipated that shareholders and customers alike will get a raw deal!

Posted: Wed Nov 14, 2007 6:01 pm
by dromia
Joe, that has got to be the worst of a bad lot. :shock:

AND..........

Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2007 9:35 am
by DuncaninFrance
............I expect you will get 14 days CB if you continue to post stuff like that Joe. http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f392/ ... roaner.gif[/pic]

Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2007 3:59 am
by pneps
And the President of the Harakiri Bank announced deep cuts in staff!

Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2007 8:22 am
by Karl/Pa.
pneps wrote:And the President of the Harakiri Bank announced deep cuts in staff!
I can't stomach this..............

Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2007 12:38 pm
by joseyclosey
Karl/Pa. wrote:
pneps wrote:And the President of the Harakiri Bank announced deep cuts in staff!
I can't stomach this..............
I bust a gut laughing....

Joe ;)

Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2007 2:34 pm
by DuncaninFrance
SWITIYEDYIWWLEGITTS!