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Lost Wife

Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 9:42 am
by Karl/Pa.
An older man approaches a young woman inside the mall. "Excuse me," he said. "I've can't seem to find my wife. Do you have the time to talk to me for a couple of minutes?"

The woman, feeling a bit of compassion for the old fellow, said, "Sure, sir, do you know where your wife might be?"

"I have no idea, but every time I talk to a woman with tits like yours, she usually appears out of nowhere" .