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Lowered Sex Drive

Posted: Sat Feb 09, 2008 6:59 pm
by Tom-May
An old man had just finished having a medical examination.

"You seem fine, Mr Jones", said the Doctor, "Is there anything else I can do for you?"

"Yes" said Jones, "Doctor, I'd like you to lower my sex drive!"

"Lower your sex drive?" asked the Doctor, "Man, you're 92. Your sex drive is all in your head!"

"Aye!" said Jones, "And I'd like you to lower it about three feet!"