The Prostitute and The Judge

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Karl/Pa.
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The Prostitute and The Judge

Post by Karl/Pa. » Sun Mar 30, 2008 6:00 pm

Thanks to former Governor, Eliot Spitzer, we've got a bunch of prostitute jokes going around.

A prostitute is standing in court before a judge crying her eyes out. The judge says "Ma'am, I know this is difficult for you but try to pull yourself together and answer this question. When did you realize you'd been raped? The prostitute wiped her eyes and said:

"When the check bounced."
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