The Wedding
Posted: Thu Apr 03, 2008 8:34 am
The wedding date was set and the groom’s three best friends, a carpenter, an electrician and a dentist, decided to play pranks on the couple on their wedding night.
The carpenter figured that sawing the slats of their bed would give them a chuckle.
The electrician decided to wire the bed with alternating current.
However the dentist wouldn’t commit himself, but wore a sly grin and promised that it would be memorable.
The wedding went as planned and a few days later each of the groom’s best friends received the following note: "Dear friends, We didn’t mind the bed slats being sawed.
The electric shock was only a minor setback.
But by God, I’m going to kill the guy who put the Novocaine in the Vaseline!"
The carpenter figured that sawing the slats of their bed would give them a chuckle.
The electrician decided to wire the bed with alternating current.
However the dentist wouldn’t commit himself, but wore a sly grin and promised that it would be memorable.
The wedding went as planned and a few days later each of the groom’s best friends received the following note: "Dear friends, We didn’t mind the bed slats being sawed.
The electric shock was only a minor setback.
But by God, I’m going to kill the guy who put the Novocaine in the Vaseline!"