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A Doctor Called His Patient .....

Posted: Wed Apr 23, 2008 6:20 pm
by Karl/Pa.
...and said, , “I have bad news and worse news”.

“Oh dear, what's the bad news?” asks the patient.

The doctor replies, “You only have 24 hours to live.”

“That's terrible”, said the patient. “How can the news possibly be worse?”

The doctor replies, “I've been trying to contact you since yesterday.”

Re: A Doctor Called His Patient .....

Posted: Sun May 11, 2008 1:31 am
by Dullahan
Karl/Pa. wrote:...and said, , “I have bad news and worse news”.

“Oh dear, what's the bad news?” asks the patient.

The doctor replies, “You only have 24 hours to live.”

“That's terrible”, said the patient. “How can the news possibly be worse?”

The doctor replies, “I've been trying to contact you since yesterday.”
The Receptionist went into the Surgery and Gasped. "My God" she said "You are disgusting".

He looked back at her and sheepishly said" Well plenty have sex with their Patients"

She looked with disbelief " But Your a Vet"