Friend in Milwaukee sent me this one

[Niner]

A Japanese doctor said 'Medicine in my country is so

advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put

it in another, and have him looking for work in six

weeks.'

A German doctor said 'That's nothing, we can take a

lung out of one person, put it in another, and have

him looking for work in four weeks.'

A British doctor said, 'In my country, medicine is so

advanced that we can take half of a heart out of one

person, put it in another, and have them both looking

for work in two weeks.'



A Texas doctor, not to be outdone said, 'You guys are

way behind. We took a man with no brains out of

Texas, put him in the White House and now half the

country is looking for work.'