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So you think you had a bad day.
Posted: Tue May 06, 2008 9:37 pm
by Niner
Well happens to the best of us. Even professionals have a bad day now and again.
Posted: Wed May 07, 2008 2:58 am
by DuncaninFrance
Couldn't happen to a nastier bloke. Hope it REALLY hurt.
Posted: Wed May 07, 2008 5:29 am
by Tom-May
That photo brings back memories of this old joke:-
A tourist in rural Spain stopped at a local restaurant following a day of sight seeing.
While sipping his Rioja, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious looking platter being served at the next table. Not only did it look good, the smell was wonderful.
He asked the waiter, 'What is that you just served?'
The waiter replied, 'Ah senor, you have excellent taste! Those are called
Cojones de Toro, bull's testicles from the bull fight this morning, marinaded and lightly fried in a flavoured olive oil. A delicacy!'
The tourist said, 'What the heck bring me an order.'
The waiter replied, "I am so sorry senor. There is only one serving
per day because there is only one bull fight each morning. If you come early and place your order, we will be sure to save you this delicacy."
The next morning, the tourist returned, placed his order, and that evening was served the one and only special delicacy of the day. After a few bites, inspecting his platter, he called to the waiter and said,
"These are delicious, but they are much, much smaller than the ones I saw you serve yesterday."
The waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied sadly, "Si, Senor - Sometimes the bull wins".