Milsurp After Hours

Three old ladies named Gertrude, Maude, and Tilly were sitting on a

park Bench having a quiet conversation when a flasher approached from

across the park. The flasher came up to the ladies, stood right in front of

them and opened His trench coat.

Gertrude immediately had a stroke. Then Maude also had a stroke.

But Tilly, being older and more feeble, couldn't reach that far.

Reminds me of an episode many years ago during my training.

The lecturer was describing the first time she came across a patient masturbating.

"His eyes were bulging, he was red in the face, he was panting. I thought he was having a stroke."

From the back of the class, in a very dry voice came the comment -

"Well he was."

End of class for about 15 minutes until we all regained our composure..