Did God make us?

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M14man
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Did God make us?

Post by M14man » Mon Jul 21, 2008 10:01 pm

A little girl was sitting on her grandfather's lap as he read her a bedtime

story.

From time to time, she would take her eyes off the book and reach up to

touch his wrinkled cheek.

She was alternately stroking her own cheek, then his again.

Finally she spoke up, "Grandpa, did God make you?"

"Yes, sweetheart," he answered, "God made me a long time ago."

"Oh," she paused, "grandpa, did God make me too?"

"Yes, indeed, honey," he said, "God made you just a little while ago."

Feeling their respective faces again, she observed,

"God's getting better at it, isn't he ?"
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