Irish Blond

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Karl/Pa.
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Irish Blond

Post by Karl/Pa. » Wed Aug 20, 2008 11:46 am

An attractive blonde from Dublin arrived at the casino and bet

Twenty thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice. She said, "I hope you

Don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude."

With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and yelled,

"Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!"

As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed "YES, YES, I

WON, I WON!"

She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her

Clothes and quickly departed. The dealers stared at each other dumb founded.

Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?"

The other answered, "I don't know - I thought you were watching."

MORAL OF THE STORY

Not all Irish are stupid; not all blondes are dumb; but all men are men.
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