Ain't it the truth..........

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Ain't it the truth..........

Post by Woftam » Tue Sep 02, 2008 3:23 am

'Whatever you give a woman, she's going to multiply. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.'

So - if you give her crap , you will get a bucket full of shit.
The power of accurate observation is frequently called cynicism by those who don't have it.
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Post by Karl/Pa. » Tue Sep 02, 2008 8:20 am

Never quite thought of it just that way but it does seem to make sense.
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