Annual Physical
Posted: Wed Oct 08, 2008 9:32 pm
Went to the doctor for my yearly physical. The nurse starts with certain basics.
'How much do you weigh?' she asks. '180,' I say.
The nurse puts me on the scale. It turns out my weight is 210.
She asks, 'Your height?' '5 foot 10,' I say.
The nurse checks and sees that I only measure 5' 7'.
She then takes my blood pressure and tells me it is very high.
Of course it's high!' I scream. 'When I came in here I was tall and slender! Now I'm short and fat!'
She put me on Prozac.
What a bitch.
'How much do you weigh?' she asks. '180,' I say.
The nurse puts me on the scale. It turns out my weight is 210.
She asks, 'Your height?' '5 foot 10,' I say.
The nurse checks and sees that I only measure 5' 7'.
She then takes my blood pressure and tells me it is very high.
Of course it's high!' I scream. 'When I came in here I was tall and slender! Now I'm short and fat!'
She put me on Prozac.
What a bitch.