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You don't want to stand behind this one
Posted: Tue Jan 27, 2009 6:24 pm
by Brass Rat
Posted: Wed Jan 28, 2009 3:40 am
by DuncaninFrance
We had a squaddie who could fart like that

Posted: Wed Jan 28, 2009 5:27 am
by Aughnanure
A la Emile Zola, we tough (?) infantrymen used to have 'fart the candle out' competitions until one night there was a flash of blue flame, an agonized sqawk and a lingering smell of burnt hair.
Posted: Sat Jan 31, 2009 10:44 am
by Tom-May
Wasn't it Spike Milligan who left a record of a chap in his barrack room that could burn a 'Tudor Rose' on the wall with burnt farts?
Tom