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Posted: Thu Jun 11, 2009 11:18 am
by OneFreeTexan
A jewish couple were having a row.

She turned on him and said "my mother was right, you're a schmuck, you've always beeen a schmuck and you always will be a schmuck" .

She drew breath and carried on "you make all the other schmucks look good, you're a schmuck in business and a schmuck in the bedroom. If they were holding a worldwide schmuck contest, you'd come second"

"Second?" he inquired, "why second?"

"Because you're a Schmuck!"