3 Quickies
Posted: Fri Jun 12, 2009 9:14 am
Mistaken
Called in for an audit, Mr. Briggs was confronted by a surly IRS agent.
"It says here, Mr. Briggs, that you are unmarried and yet you claim a dependent son. Surely this must be a mistake." Briggs looked him in the eye and said, "Yep; that it was!"
2. Groaner
Two Eskimos sitting a kayak were chilly. They lit a fire in the craft, it sank, proving one and for and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it, too.
3. Visit To The Veterinarian
A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet. "My dog's cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him?"
"Well," says the vet, "let's have a look at him."
He picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then checks his teeth. Finally, he says, "I'm going to have to put him down."
"What?" asks the Rottweiler's shocked owner. "Because he's cross-eyed?"
"No, because he's really heavy."
Called in for an audit, Mr. Briggs was confronted by a surly IRS agent.
"It says here, Mr. Briggs, that you are unmarried and yet you claim a dependent son. Surely this must be a mistake." Briggs looked him in the eye and said, "Yep; that it was!"
2. Groaner
Two Eskimos sitting a kayak were chilly. They lit a fire in the craft, it sank, proving one and for and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it, too.
3. Visit To The Veterinarian
A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet. "My dog's cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him?"
"Well," says the vet, "let's have a look at him."
He picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then checks his teeth. Finally, he says, "I'm going to have to put him down."
"What?" asks the Rottweiler's shocked owner. "Because he's cross-eyed?"
"No, because he's really heavy."