Health care today (adult)

[Niner]

A wealthy woman was being shown around the hospital. During her tour she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating furiously.
Oh my GOD! 'screamed the woman. 'That's disgraceful! ....... Why is he doing that?'

The doctor who was leading the tour calmly explained, "I'm very sorry that you were exposed to that, but this man has a serious condition where his testicles rapidly fill with semen, and if he doesn't do that at least five times a day, he'll be in extreme pain and his testicles could easily rupture."

Oh, well in that case, I guess it's okay" said the woman..

As they passed by the very next room, they saw a male patient lying in bed while a nurse performed oral sex on him. Again, the woman screamed, "Oh my GOD! Now tell me how that can be justified?"

The doctor spoke very calmly, "Same illness, better health plan."

[DoubleD]

That's not how i heard it.

A wealthy woman was being shown around the hospital. During her tour she passed a room where a male patient lying in bed while a nurse performed oral sex on him.

Oh my GOD! 'screamed the woman. 'That's disgraceful! ....... Why are they doing that?'

The doctor who was leading the tour calmly explained, "I'm very sorry that you were exposed to that, but this man has a serious condition where his testicles rapidly fill with semen, and if that isn't done at least five times a day, he'll be in extreme pain and his testicles could easily rupture."

Oh, well in that case, I guess it's okay" said the woman.

As they passed by the very next room, they saw another male patient, masturbating furiously. Again, the woman screamed, "Oh my GOD! Now tell me how that can be justified?"

The doctor spoke very calmly, "Same illness, Obama health plan

[Aughnanure]

I heard that the wealthy woman became a Voluntary Health Worker. That was after she saw what was going on in the third room.