Husband and Wife at Tesco, he puts a box of Stella in the trolly."What do you think your doing?" asks the wife. "Its on offer,10quid for 24 cans" "Put them back we cant afford it" says the wife.
A few aisles along and the wife picks up a 20quid jar of face cream and puts it in the trolly. "What are you doing?" asks the husband."It makes my face look beautiful" she replys. Husband says "So does 24 cans of Stella,and its half the f@!!*g price"
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What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch? -- W.C. Fields
"Many of those who enjoy freedom know little of its price."
You can't fix Stupid, but you can occasionally head it off before it hurts something.