A Yorkshire guy is traveling around the Greek Islands
Posted: Sat Jan 09, 2010 8:38 am
He walks into a bar and by chance is served by a Yorkshire barmaid. As
she takes his order of a pint of Tetley Bitter she notices his accent
Over the course of the evening, they get chatting. At the end of her
shift he asks if she wants to come back to his place and although she
is attracted to him, she says no.
He then offers to pay her £200 to sleep with him. As she is travelling
around the world, and is short of funds, she agrees
The next night the guy turns up again, orders Tetley's and, after
showing her plenty of attention, asks if she will sleep with him again
for £200
She remembers the payout from the night before and is only too happy to
agree
This goes on for 5 nights, on the 6th night the guy comes in again,
orders Tetley's but goes and sits in the corner
The barmaid thinks that if she pays him more attention then, maybe, she
can shake some more cash out of him
So she goes over and sits next to him. She asks him where he's from in
Yorkshire
‘Leeds’ he tells her
‘So am I, what suburb?’ She enquires
‘Headingley’ he replies
‘That's amazing’ she says excitedly, ‘so am I - what street?’
‘Boycott Street’ he replies
‘That is unbelievable....’ She says, her voice quivering. ‘What
number?’
‘Number 20’ he replies
She is totally astonished. ‘You are not going to believe this’ she
screams, ‘but I'm from number 22! My parents still live there’
‘I know’ he says, ‘Your Dad gave me £1,000 to give to you’
HE WHO DRINKS YORKSHIRE, THINKS YORKSHIRE
she takes his order of a pint of Tetley Bitter she notices his accent
Over the course of the evening, they get chatting. At the end of her
shift he asks if she wants to come back to his place and although she
is attracted to him, she says no.
He then offers to pay her £200 to sleep with him. As she is travelling
around the world, and is short of funds, she agrees
The next night the guy turns up again, orders Tetley's and, after
showing her plenty of attention, asks if she will sleep with him again
for £200
She remembers the payout from the night before and is only too happy to
agree
This goes on for 5 nights, on the 6th night the guy comes in again,
orders Tetley's but goes and sits in the corner
The barmaid thinks that if she pays him more attention then, maybe, she
can shake some more cash out of him
So she goes over and sits next to him. She asks him where he's from in
Yorkshire
‘Leeds’ he tells her
‘So am I, what suburb?’ She enquires
‘Headingley’ he replies
‘That's amazing’ she says excitedly, ‘so am I - what street?’
‘Boycott Street’ he replies
‘That is unbelievable....’ She says, her voice quivering. ‘What
number?’
‘Number 20’ he replies
She is totally astonished. ‘You are not going to believe this’ she
screams, ‘but I'm from number 22! My parents still live there’
‘I know’ he says, ‘Your Dad gave me £1,000 to give to you’
HE WHO DRINKS YORKSHIRE, THINKS YORKSHIRE
