Bacon Tree
Posted: Tue Mar 02, 2010 2:06 am
> Bacon Tree
>
> Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert after
> crossing into the United States , wandering aimlessly and starving. They are
> about to just lie down and wait for death, when all of a sudden Luis
> says.......
>
> "Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell. Ees bacon,
> I theenk."
>
> "Si, Luis, eet sure smells like bacon. "
>
> With renewed hope they struggle up the next sand
> dune, & there, in the distance, is a tree loaded with bacon.
>
> There's raw bacon, there's fried bacon, back
> bacon, double smoked bacon ... every imaginable kind of cured pork.
>
> "Pepe, Pepe, we ees saved. Ees a bacon tree."
>
> "Luis, maybe ees a meerage? We ees in the desert
> don't forget."
>
> "Pepe, since when deed you ever hear of a meerage
> that smell like bacon...ees no meerage, ees a bacon tree."
>
> And with that, Luis staggers towards the tree. He
> gets to within 5 metres, Pepe crawling close behind, when suddenly a machine
> gun opens up, and Luis drops like a wet sock. Mortally wounded, he warns
> Pepe with his dying breath,
>
> "Pepe... go back man, you was right, ees not a
> bacon tree!"
>
> "Luis, Luis mi amigo... what ees it? "
>
> "Pepe.. ees not a bacon tree. Ees
>
>
>
> Ees
>
>
>
> Ees
>
>
>
> Ees
>
>
>
> Ees a ham bush...."
Vern.
>
> Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert after
> crossing into the United States , wandering aimlessly and starving. They are
> about to just lie down and wait for death, when all of a sudden Luis
> says.......
>
> "Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell. Ees bacon,
> I theenk."
>
> "Si, Luis, eet sure smells like bacon. "
>
> With renewed hope they struggle up the next sand
> dune, & there, in the distance, is a tree loaded with bacon.
>
> There's raw bacon, there's fried bacon, back
> bacon, double smoked bacon ... every imaginable kind of cured pork.
>
> "Pepe, Pepe, we ees saved. Ees a bacon tree."
>
> "Luis, maybe ees a meerage? We ees in the desert
> don't forget."
>
> "Pepe, since when deed you ever hear of a meerage
> that smell like bacon...ees no meerage, ees a bacon tree."
>
> And with that, Luis staggers towards the tree. He
> gets to within 5 metres, Pepe crawling close behind, when suddenly a machine
> gun opens up, and Luis drops like a wet sock. Mortally wounded, he warns
> Pepe with his dying breath,
>
> "Pepe... go back man, you was right, ees not a
> bacon tree!"
>
> "Luis, Luis mi amigo... what ees it? "
>
> "Pepe.. ees not a bacon tree. Ees
>
>
>
> Ees
>
>
>
> Ees
>
>
>
> Ees
>
>
>
> Ees a ham bush...."
Vern.
