Redneck and the hooker
Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2010 2:56 pm
A redneck was walking home late at night and sees a woman in the shadows.
"Twenty dollars", she whispers. Bubba had never been with a hooker before but decides, what the hell, it's only twenty bucks.
So they hide in the bushes. They're 'engaged' for a minute when all of a sudden a light flashes on them. It is a police officer. "What's going on in the dark there?" Asks the officer.
"I'm making love to my wife!", Bubba answers sounding annoyed.
"Oh, I'm sorry"says the cop. "I didn't know".
"Well, neither did I", says the redneck.......... ‘til ya shined that light in her face."
"Twenty dollars", she whispers. Bubba had never been with a hooker before but decides, what the hell, it's only twenty bucks.
So they hide in the bushes. They're 'engaged' for a minute when all of a sudden a light flashes on them. It is a police officer. "What's going on in the dark there?" Asks the officer.
"I'm making love to my wife!", Bubba answers sounding annoyed.
"Oh, I'm sorry"says the cop. "I didn't know".
"Well, neither did I", says the redneck.......... ‘til ya shined that light in her face."