A new breed of squirrels

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Candyman
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A new breed of squirrels

Post by Candyman » Wed Apr 14, 2010 1:23 pm

A new breed of squirrels are on the loose here in south Louisiana. And let me tell you, they are not your avarage squirrel.
They are very aggressive and not afraid of people. There have been reports of students being attacked in the parks near LSU.
It is believed that these new aggressive squirrels were set free from the biology lab at LSU in Baton Rouge.







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They're mostly harmless.

If you encounter one, just stay still, and offer it a beer. It will take the beer, and leave you alone.

They eat a mostly boiled crawfish this time of year, but they will attack if not given something that they find tastey.

But if they consume a 6 pack or more they are known to become recklessly aggressive and will attack anyone that is not wearing purple and gold.
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Re: A new breed of squirrels

Post by biganimal » Wed Apr 14, 2010 6:48 pm

they actually were an experiment gone awry in SC but they left the state in search of beer (something similar to Labatt's Blue, a fine Canadian beverage ) SC doesn't have real beer. :lol:
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