Suicide bomber
Posted: Thu Apr 22, 2010 4:23 pm
An 18-year-old suicide bomber blew himself up and appeared before
Allah.
He said, "Oh, Allah, I did your bidding,but I have a
request. Since I'm only18 and spent all my time in terrorist
training school, I never was with a woman. So, instead of 72 virgins,
who also won't know what to do sexually, can I have 72 whores?"
Allah regarded him for a moment, then replied, "Actually, the 72
virgins are here in heaven because assholes like you murdered them
before they could experience the pleasure of sex. So you're here to
service them. Since they're virgins, they're quite sexually ravenous;
and, frankly, you'll be on constant, exhausting duty."
The bomber responded, "Well, I guess I can live with that.
How hard can it be to keep 72 women satisfied for all
eternity?"
And Allah replied,
.
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"Who said they were women?"
Allah.
He said, "Oh, Allah, I did your bidding,but I have a
request. Since I'm only18 and spent all my time in terrorist
training school, I never was with a woman. So, instead of 72 virgins,
who also won't know what to do sexually, can I have 72 whores?"
Allah regarded him for a moment, then replied, "Actually, the 72
virgins are here in heaven because assholes like you murdered them
before they could experience the pleasure of sex. So you're here to
service them. Since they're virgins, they're quite sexually ravenous;
and, frankly, you'll be on constant, exhausting duty."
The bomber responded, "Well, I guess I can live with that.
How hard can it be to keep 72 women satisfied for all
eternity?"
And Allah replied,
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
"Who said they were women?"