at the ballgame

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at the ballgame

Post by stripperclip » Thu Jul 07, 2005 9:27 am

Bill and Hillary are at the Red Sox World Series Game 6; sitting in the first row, with the Secret Service people directly behind them. One of the Secret Service guys leans forward and whispers something to Bill.

At first, Clinton stares at the guy, looks at Hillary, looks back at the agent, and shakes his head "no".

The agent then says,

"Mr. President, it was an unanimous request of the entire team, from the owner of the team to the bat boy." Bill hesitates...but begins to change his mind when the agent tells him the fans would love it!

Bill shrugs his shoulders and says, "Ho-Kay! If that is what the people want. C'mere Hilly baby..."

With that, Bill gets up, grabs Hillary by her collar and the seat of her pants, lifts her up, and tosses her right over the wall onto the field.

She gets up kicking, swearing, screaming,"Bill you "!^$#@&!"

The crowd goes absolutely wild. Fans are jumping up & down, cheering, hooting &hollering, and high-fiving. Bill is bowing, smiling and waving to the crowd. He leans over to the agent and says, "How about that!

I would have never believed how much everyone would enjoy that!" Noticing the agent has gone totally pale, he asks what is wrong.

The agent replies,

"Sir, I said they want you to throw out the first Pitch!"
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Oh yea!

Post by wh12725 » Thu Jul 07, 2005 3:48 pm

:lol: :lol:
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