Milsurp After Hours

In deference to The Archbishop of Armagh and the Commission for Political Correctness, the BBC announced today that the local climate in Ireland should no longer be referred to as . . . . ' Irish Weather.'

Rather than offend a sizeable portion of the population, it will now be referred to as . . . . ' Muslim Weather.'


In other words - 'Partly Sunni,. . . . but mostly Shi'ite

Yer teeterin' on th' edge, bhoyo! Me pen is poised on th' Nollaig card list.*





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