A old joke!

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A old joke!

Post by joseyclosey » Sun Jul 10, 2005 12:50 pm

There is a good old barber in some city in the US. One day a florist

goes to him for a haircut. After the cut, he goes to pay the barber and

the barber replies: "I am sorry. I cannot accept money from you. I am

doing community service."

The florist is happy and leaves the shop.

The next morning when the barber goes to open his shop, there is a

thank you card and a dozen roses waiting at his door.

A policeman goes for a haircut and he also goes to pay the barber after

the cut. But the barber replies: "I am sorry. I cannot accept money

from you. I am doing community service."

The cop is happy and leaves the shop.

The next morning the barber goes to open his shop, there is a thank you

card and a dozen donuts waiting at his door.

A Scottish software engineer goes for a haircut and he also goes to pay

the barber after the cut. But the barber replies: "I am sorry. I cannot

accept money from you. I am doing community service."

The Scottish software engineer is happy and leaves.

The next morning when the barber goes to open his shop, guess what he

finds there?

Can you guess?

Do you know the answer yet?

Come on, think like a Scot

A dozen Scots waiting for a free

haircut! ;)
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old joke

Post by blackisler » Sun Jul 10, 2005 1:53 pm

oly a dozen scots ...................... how many english were waiting as well :SCO: [/quote][/list]
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