Where's Your Wheelie Bin?
Posted: Wed Sep 08, 2010 10:14 pm
Where's Your Wheelie Bin?
An Aussie garbage collector is driving along a Sydney street picking up the wheelie bins [garbage containers] and emptying them into his compactor.
He goes to one house where the bin hasn't been left out and, in the spirit of kindness after having a quick look about for the bin, he gets out of his truck and knocks at the front door.
There's no answer.
Being a kindly and conscientious bloke, he knocks again - much harder this time.
Eventually a Japanese man comes to the door.
"Harro!" says the Japanese man.
"Guday, mate! Where's yer bin?" asks the collector.
"I bin on toiret," explains the Japanese bloke, a bit perplexed.
"No! No! Mate, Where's your dust bin?"
"I dust been to toiret, I tord you!", says the Japanese man, still perplexed.
"Listen," says the collector, "You're misunderstanding me. Where's your wheelie bin"
"OK, OK. " replies the Japanese man with a sheepish grin.
He leans over and whispers in the collector's ear, "I wheelie bin habing sex wiffa wife's sista!"
An Aussie garbage collector is driving along a Sydney street picking up the wheelie bins [garbage containers] and emptying them into his compactor.
He goes to one house where the bin hasn't been left out and, in the spirit of kindness after having a quick look about for the bin, he gets out of his truck and knocks at the front door.
There's no answer.
Being a kindly and conscientious bloke, he knocks again - much harder this time.
Eventually a Japanese man comes to the door.
"Harro!" says the Japanese man.
"Guday, mate! Where's yer bin?" asks the collector.
"I bin on toiret," explains the Japanese bloke, a bit perplexed.
"No! No! Mate, Where's your dust bin?"
"I dust been to toiret, I tord you!", says the Japanese man, still perplexed.
"Listen," says the collector, "You're misunderstanding me. Where's your wheelie bin"
"OK, OK. " replies the Japanese man with a sheepish grin.
He leans over and whispers in the collector's ear, "I wheelie bin habing sex wiffa wife's sista!"
