T H E I T A L I A N E L B O W
Posted: Thu Sep 09, 2010 4:35 am
An Italian grandmother is giving directions to her grown grandson who is coming to visit with his wife.
"You comma to de front door of the apartmenta.
I am inna apartmenta 301
There issa bigga panel at the front door.
With you elbow , pusha button 301.
I will buzza you in.
Come inside, the elevator is on the right.
Get in, and with you elbow , pusha 3.
When you get out, I'mma on the left.
With you elbow , hit my doorbell."
"Grandma, that sounds easy, but, why am I hitting all these buttons with my elbow?
"Why , . . .. .. You comin empty handed?"
"You comma to de front door of the apartmenta.
I am inna apartmenta 301
There issa bigga panel at the front door.
With you elbow , pusha button 301.
I will buzza you in.
Come inside, the elevator is on the right.
Get in, and with you elbow , pusha 3.
When you get out, I'mma on the left.
With you elbow , hit my doorbell."
"Grandma, that sounds easy, but, why am I hitting all these buttons with my elbow?
"Why , . . .. .. You comin empty handed?"
