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Speak Nuw Zulander.............

Posted: Thu Sep 30, 2010 12:01 am
by Niner Delta
HOW TO SPEAK NUW ZULANDER

(FOR BIST EFFICT, RID THESE OUT LOWD)

Milburn ....... Capital of Victoria

Peck ......................... to fill a suitcase

Pisssed aside .... chemical which kills insects

Pigs ........ for hanging out washing with

Pug ......... large pink animal with curly tail

Nin Tin dough .... computer game

Munner stroney .. soup

Min .......... male of the species

Mess kara ...... eye makeup

McKennock .... person who fixes cars

Mere ........ Mayor

Leather ...... foam produced from soap

Lift ........ departed

Kiri Pecker ..... famous Australian businessman

Kittle crusps ..... potato crisps

Ken's ........ Cairns

Jungle bells ..... Christmas carol

Inner me ........ enemy

Guess ......... vapour

Fush ....... marine creatures

Fitter cheney .... type of pasta

Ever cardeau .... avocado

Fear hear ..... blonde

Ear ........ mix of nitrogen and oxygen

Ear roebucks .... exercise at the gym

Duffy cult ...... not easy

Amejen ....... visualise

Chuck ......... very young poultry

Bug hut ....... popular recording

Bun button ...... been bitten by insect

Beard .......... a place to sleep

Sucks Peck ....... half a dozen beers

Ear New Zulland ..... an extinct airline

Beers ......... large savage animals found in US forests

Veerjun ....... mythical New Zealand maiden

One Doze ...... well known computer program

Brudge ....... structure spanning a stream

Sex .......... one less than sivven

Tin ........... one more than nine

Iggs Ecktly ..... precisely

Cuds .......... children

Pits ............ domestic animals

Cuttin ........... baby cat

Earplane ...... large flying machine

Sivven Sucks Sivven ... Large Boeing aircraft

Sivven Four Sivven ...... Larger Boeing aircraft

Beggage Chuckken .. place to leave your suitcase at the earport

Re: Speak Nuw Zulander.............

Posted: Thu Sep 30, 2010 4:44 am
by DuncaninFrance
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Re: Speak Nuw Zulander.............

Posted: Thu Sep 30, 2010 2:35 pm
by blackisler
Now after visiting that exciting land I could understand what they said [took me a while to decipher it tho] so if i had that easy translator with me it would have saved some embarresment :oops: :oops: :oops: :SCO: Robert :NZ:

Re: Speak Nuw Zulander.............

Posted: Thu Sep 30, 2010 4:43 pm
by Woftam
No Chups to go with the Fush ?

Re: Speak Nuw Zulander.............

Posted: Thu Sep 30, 2010 11:05 pm
by Aughnanure
I think that uze is cruel, havin' a go at the Eastern New South Welshmen like that.