Blonde Medical Dictionary

[Niner Delta]

The Blonde Medical Dictionary

Artery.............Study of paintings
Bacteria............Backdoor to cafeteria
Barium..............What to do when treatment fails
Bowel................Letter like A E I O or U
Ceasarean Section....District in Rome
Cat Scan.............Searching for Kitty
Cauterize............Make eye contact with her
Colic................Sheep Dog
Coma.................Punctuation Mark
Congenital...........Friendly
D & C................Where Washington is
Dilate...............To live long
Enema.................Not a friend
Fester................Quicker
Genital...............Non-Jewish
Hang Nail.............Coat Hook
Impotent..............Distinguished, well known
Labor pain............Hurt at work
Morbid................Higher offer
Nitrate...............Cheaper than day
Node..................Was aware of
Outpatient............Person fainted
Post op...............Letter Carrier
Recovery Room.........Place to upholster
Rectum................Dang near Killed Him
Rheumatic.............Amorous
Secretion.............Hiding something
Tablet................Small table
Terminal Illness......Sick at Airport
Tibia.................Country in North Africa
Tumor.................More than One
Urine.................Opposite of 'you're out'
Varicose..............Nearby
Vein..................Conceited