Doctor visit

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Niner Delta
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Doctor visit

Post by Niner Delta » Tue Jan 11, 2011 3:58 am

A man hasn't been feeling well, so he goes to his doctor for a complete check-up.
Afterward, the doctor comes out with the results. "I'm afraid I have some very bad news," the doctor says. "You're dying, and you don't have much time left."
"Oh, that's terrible!" says the man. "How long have I got?"
"Ten," the doctor says sadly.
"Ten?" the man asks. "Ten what? Months? Weeks? What?!"
The doctor interrupts, "Nine.....Eight.....Seven"
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Re: Doctor visit

Post by joseyclosey » Tue Jan 11, 2011 2:06 pm

:lol:
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